More than luck: A guide to catch a leprechaun

The information I am about to share is highly confidential and must be taken seriously. It is with great trust that I share my life’s work. I have accomplished the greatest endeavor one can achieve. With endless testing, the countless hours I have dedicated to this and more than my fair share of failed attempts, I know how to catch a leprechaun.

First and foremost, there is a limited window of opportunity to catch a leprechaun. Preparation is crucial, since they only make an appearance on the eve of St. Patrick's Day. Imagine spending hours designing the perfect plan and not even having a pot of gold. That’s preposterous! 

Now, this is not your usual popsicle stick trap coated in glitter and gold. No. This is serious business, not child’s play. 

To catch a leprechaun you will have to make some sacrifices. 

So, my ultimate rule of thumb is to know what you are getting yourself into. Research Irish history, study their behavior and motives and by all means reprogram your brain to think like a leprechaun. 

A top secret location to work is non-negotiable. Take over your mom’s she-shed or your dad’s workshop, something that is already there so you can fly under the radar. 

Second, you will have to withdraw a large sum of money.

Third, you will need to purchase Lucky Charms Marshmallows in bulk. Those last two tips are really helpful in embodying a leprechaun, trust me. 

As I have learned over the years, leprechauns are mischievous, but also incredibly intelligent. You can lure and catch them, yes, but that does not guarantee captivity. Luring a leprechaun is easy, they will go after just about anything that shines or tastes good but that does not mean they are dumb. They will trick you, so it is utterly important that you are one if not two steps ahead. This is when the research becomes useful. 

The most important thing to a leprechaun, other than protecting their gold, is their hat. No hat means no magical powers, no sneaking around and no quick-witted shenanigans. It’s hidden in plain sight so well it's honestly remarkable. 

Note, that leprechauns have a weak spot for alcohol, and that is our advantage. Alcohol keeps them distracted, clumsy and foolish. That creates a golden opportunity for you to snipe their hat right off their scalp!